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jaclcfrost:

have you ever noticed how “cute” and “you” both have a u in them? do you know why that is?

well you see, the explanation is perfectly simple and scientific.

it is because you are cute.

that is why.

(via lesbianmorrigan)

  • men in bars: wow I sure hope this girl doesn't reject me
  • women in bars: wow I sure hope that guy looking at me isn't a literal murderer

theyre:

Make fun of your baby for shitting itself

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nice-wig-janis:

what even happens inside a dishwasher

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